finish line!

It what must be the most ridiculously late finish ever, I humbly announce that I have completed my Knitting Olympics project, the Galway Sampler Afghan:"I finished!"

"Finished what?"

"This effing blanket."

"Weren't you supposed to to have that done in, ummm, February?"

"Nevermind that. It's done!"

"I don't think you'll get a medal. They tore down the Olympic Village months ago."

"Shut up, and hand me my celebratory glass of seltzer."